Hee hee hee, this made me really chuckle. Got this link from Scoble.
I have to agree, I don't like Flash either. I am glad the Flash fad has faded. The Internet is about information delivery. I shouldn't have to wait for menus to load, fly across the screen, fade in or sit through a montage of images of something I don't care about. That is why Tivo/DVRs are so popular, so we can skip through the crap.
Flash Troll Generator